There is something very disturbing about this article.
and I quote….
“Brighter colors, more multimedia entertainment and a hip new soundtrack will also greet the public when the attraction officially reopens April 1.”
How could Hershey do this to me? How could they update a song that stuck in your head for weeks, nay years after hearing it, the song that makes “It’s a Small World” look mild, the song that you roll yours eyes at as soon as you hear the first couple of notes, the song that defines the very word “Annoying”.
“Hershey’s Chocolate…Hershey’s Chocolate….Hershey’s Chocolate….”
“Where ever you go, Where ever you are, There’ll always be a Hershey Bar”
“Hershey…Real Milk Chocolate…..The Great American Chocolate Bar”
Now to find an MP3 of the song… :S
I went to lunch with a good friend today that I had not been able to sit and talk with for quite some time, so it was good to see him.
We went to one of my favorite places for Soup and Sandwiches (I had my usual of Chili and French Dip).
For the first time I noticed that they had a site so naturally I had to check out the site as soon as I could.
I found one very disturbing thing that I hope boyplankton can handle.
See what I mean here and here.
BP, you going to be ok?
Every 10 minutes or so during the weekday some random quotes will play over the speakers.
“Wohoo! Four Day Weekend!”
“O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy”
Theme to Air Wolf
“I have got to get me one of these!”
“To Start Press Any Key…Where’s the Any Key?”
“I’ll bite your legs off!”
“Kiss my curvy butt good bye”
“You ever Dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight”
“I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer”
“Doh!”
“Oh Captian, my Captain”
“Here is an ordinary square, whoa whoa slow down egghead”
“What’s a Human? Delicious and Nutricious, takes just like chicken”
“Hey, is this Heaven? No, it’s Iowa”
“Oh Gravity Works!”
“INS Division 6. There is no division six”
“Please pay for your purchases and get out and Come Again”
“It’s the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man”
“One Ping only”
“You Jive Turkey!”
“In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!”
“We’re them, We’re They, We are the Men In Black”
“Shut up Brain or I’ll stab you with a Q-Tip”
Theme song to Magnum P.I.
“The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last America’s deep space probes…”
“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit…”
“Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum…..”
Theme song to Knight Rider
Theme song to the Cosby Show
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been three days since my last confession.”
“Kids there are three ways to do things the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way. Isn’t that the wrong way? Yeah, but it’s faster!”
“Nobody ruins my family vacation but me…and maybe the boy!”
“Where’s the Beef!?”
and finally…..
“Quick tell a lie!
What should I say?
Say something crazy… like you’re wearing ladies underwear.
Um, ok. I’m wearing ladies underwear.
Are you?
I most certainly am not.
It looks like you most certainly am are.
I am not.
What Kind?
IT’S A THONG!”
The very thought of these vile creatures causes my stomach to churn and yet I have such fond memories of great friends, good times and no money whenever I see them in the stores.
It’s all boyplankton’s fault! So my campaign starts here. He loves these things and can’t get enough of them. So go out and buy several packages of them and send them to him. All colors, “flavors”, shapes, etc.
He’d really appreciate it, trust me he would. No really, I’m serious.
