A "How To" that everyone should know!

OK, maybe just everyone in my family should know this one. I have a very short list of things that I must have that my wife insists I cannot have. They are:
  1. Guns
  2. Motorcycles
  3. Snakes
Well, I've finally been able to slowly get some guns and while I've not got all of them that I'd like to get yet, we're working on it slowly. After Ken's death last year in a motorcycle accident, I think that my desire to have motorcycles is tempered a bit.  Though honestly, I'm more of an off-road motorcycle type of guy.  I've never really been an Street Bike person, but with her being a Nurse a motorcycle is a motorcycle, it doesn't really matter what surface you're driving it on. So the next thing on my list is a Snake.  One of these days, maybe I'll get to own one, if my wife allows me to.  Well a guy can dream can't he.  OK, 1 out of 3 isn't bad right?