I've been hearing this annoying radio spot lately.  It's an obnoxious "yell sale" type guy talking about how you can practice making an embarrassing phone call from jail because you received a DUI.  It's the 1-877-Jail-Fon Ads.  It's obnoxious on so many levels, but I remembered it and here I am talking about it so it must have been effective in some way, especially since I don't drink and thus the likelihood of me getting a DUI are pretty slime (unless of course consuming too many ounces of Chocolate Milk can somehow impair ones ability to drive). Now I find out that UHP is part of the force behind it and I'm honestly wondering who signed off on those marketing funds.